WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT
i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”
Fez: I am telling you. I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record!
Hyde: It’s not the devil, man! It’s congress. They passed a secret law to put backward messages in our records, man!
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in."
- Unknown (via infiltration)
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
my entire life
*checks if acne is still there*
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
Okay, I laughed.