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beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

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slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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foxxycleopatra:

"I can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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pureeia:

You want to be thin and you want to be pretty, but then there’s pizza

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via mymompickedthisurl)

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 
  • 100 cats

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whoredinarygirl:

applying for college

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therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

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chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

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canaba:

Society towards bisexuals

(Source: randomnessoffiction, via ilikeyouandvodka)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

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